Moto PG Ep 049 - The Power Of The Pecco Stiffy

September 15th, 2021  |  1 hr 34 mins

There's a lot to like in Episode 49 but let's be honest, the highlight is Boris' Pecco poem. Moving, compelling, powerful, emotive...it is none of these things. What it is is filthy and bawdy and laced with profanity. But it rhymes, and it's about a man's erection and, somehow, motorcycle racing as well. And so it's wonderful and it's brilliant and it's art. And it's only available here. So press play. For your own sake.

MotoPG Ep 048: The Sad Puta is no more....Meet Sookie San!

September 1st, 2021  |  1 hr 21 mins

It's hard to know where to start with this one. The racing was meh but the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The World doesn't care about that. Boris has a new poem to celebrate the return of Dovi, Tug takes a beating for upsetting a listener and Freido...well Freido is Freido. Something, something something.

Moto PG Ep 047: The Hearts And Minds Public Bonus

August 20th, 2021  |  47 mins 8 secs

There are still way too many of you taking advantage of our incredible generosity here at Moto PG by not joining our Patreon Pit Crew so we thought a little taste of what you're missing out on might help. Only Pit Crew members get to ask questions for our Hearts and Minds segments and usually only Pit Crew members get to hear the answers - except this week.
If you don't already give us money every month by being a Pit Crew member this should convince you to start. And even if you don't like it give us some money anyway. We both know we deserve it.

Moto PG Ep 046: Freido Says 'NO!'

August 18th, 2021  |  1 hr 23 mins

Freido says no. Often. And now you can say NO! too with a new T-shirt in the merch shop. Scroll down and find the link below and make sure to buy two. We need the money.
Now, apart from trying to get rich we're here to talk about motorcycles and motorcycle racing and the glory that is Moto GP and there is a bucketload of stuff to ruminate on this week.
The boys dissect Maverick's dummy spit and the soap opera that followed, Boris has penned a poem for The Giraffe King (plus his Cultural Awareness and Empathy Training) and there's an especially smug edition of 'I Told You So'. It's all in Episode 46 so as soon as you've finished reading about and visiting all the sponsors mentioned below, hit the play button and bask in the glory of the Greatest Motorcycle Podcast In The World.

Moto PG Ep 045: What Women Want

August 11th, 2021  |  1 hr 17 mins

Danny Pedrosa tries to burn down Austria in a glorious weekend of racing, the podcast has a new sponsor and Boris solves the age old question of What Women Want. After the mid year break it's a jam packed episode 45 of Moto PG as Freido, Tug and Boris bring the world up to speed with happenings in and out of the paddock.

Mot PG Ep 044: The Ginger Ninja

July 22nd, 2021  |  1 hr 28 mins

The Ginger Ninja, Joel Kelso, joins Boris Tug and Freido on a packed Epsiode 44 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world. Kelso talks Moto 3, Pedro Acosta, THAT incident with the Blind Rhino and his plans for the rest of 2021. Then we travel across the globe to South Africa where Donovan Fourie explains how the Binder's shit form has led to rioting across the nation before we welcome the one and only Dirty Badger from Malaysia with some breaking news about the Moto GP schedule.

Moto PG Ep 043: "In Bed With Freido.."

June 30th, 2021  |  1 hr 19 mins

There's good and bad news for Ep 43. The bad news is the boys are remote because of the plague and that means the sound quality is rubbish. The good news is that Freido is at home and so is his grappar. Please believe us when we say this people: Freido and grappar is a combination you don't want to miss. Boris has written two poems this week, we play MotoPG Bingo, I Told You So is back and of course there's a little bit of talk about actual racing as well.

Moto PG Ep 042: "The BMW is like missionary, the Ducati is like taking it from behind..."

June 23rd, 2021  |  1 hr 17 mins

Tug told you so (which is infuriating for Borrie and Freido and anybody else who knows him) but just because he won one race does that mean Marc Marquez is really back? The lads discuss that as well as the one man Moto 3 wrecking ball that is Pedro Acosta, the 'stupid' penalty handed to Darryn Binder, Joel Kelso's debut in the big leagues, What's in Borrie's shed, Hearts and Minds and plenty more.

Moto PG Ep 041: "He drinks medical waste..."

June 9th, 2021  |  1 hr 3 mins

It's the sexiest episode yet. Fabulous set the tone with his on course nudity and Freido, Tug and Boris have picked up the ball and run with it. Episode 41 has all your favourites including the 'F$&k Michelin' and 'We told you so' segments plus there are two bonus poems (and both mention Mir's mum!) Other podcasts talk about boring stuff but on Moto PG you get the real goss plus the odd bit of accidental analysis thrown in.

40: Moto PG Ep 040: RIP Jason Dupasquier

June 2nd, 2021  |  1 hr 6 mins

Sadly, it happens. Riding motorcycles at stupid fast speeds for the entertainment of people like us is dangerous and every now and then, tragically, someone pays the ultimate price. Every racer knows every time they get on the bike that it could be their last and at Mugello it was for Jason Dupasquier.
And so we pause, and we reflect, and we send our heartfelt condolences to Jason's family and friends and all those in the paddock. And then we get on with it. Because that's what racing is and that's what racers do.
Our own Jack Miller summed it up best when asked whether racing should have continued in the wake of Dupasquier's passing. "It’s the one thing we love to do," he said, "and it’s the one thing we’re good at."
RIP Jason.

MotoPG Ep 039: "His Father Was a Luber..."

May 19th, 2021  |  1 hr 12 mins

The boys are on a Jack Miller inspired high after the Australian's second straight Moto GP title in Le Mans but that's just a small part of what makes MotoPG the greatest motorcycling podcast on earth. There's also Boris' Empathy Training and Cultural Awareness segment (which continues to educate listeners all over the world), Freido's Uncle Nick with the stats that matter and Tug's technical tips on how ridiculously high powered motorcycles actually work. And every now and then there's even a bit of serious analysis, just to keep things interesting.

MotoPG Ep 038: "The fascia is like a foreskin..."

May 5th, 2021  |  1 hr 19 mins

What has arm pump got to do with foreskins? Is breastfeeding really the national imperative in Spain? Why didn't Jack Miller honour his commitment to appear on the podium in his undies? Answers to all these questions and more - some of them even true - are contained in episode 38 of the greatest MotoGP podcast in the world. Boris, Tug and Freido manage to hold back tears of joy for Jack Miller as they simultaneously anoint Pedro Acosta as the Jesus of motorcycle racing.

MotoPG Ep 037: Wayne 'The Axe' Maxwell

April 28th, 2021  |  49 mins 10 secs

What happens when Tug and Boris go on the road? Unsupervised? Bad things, obviously, but good things, too. We can't talk about the bad things (those records are sealed) but we can spruik the good stuff. Like spending an hour listening to a bloke who rides motorcycles really fast for money.

MotoPG Ep 036: Malakas in Pyjamas

April 21st, 2021  |  1 hr 4 mins

It was the birthplace of Chairman Mao but might Portugal also have just witnessed the rebirth of Marc Marquez? Did Jack Miller's title hopes die on Turn 6 at the Portimao circuit? Has Joan Mir already lost all the love he earned for grabbing last year's World title? No answers but lots of questions on Ep 36 of the greatest Moto GP Podcast on earth. Grab it now!

MotoPG Ep 035: All hail Borrie's new God - the flying teen Pedro Acosta

April 7th, 2021  |  1 hr 16 mins

jack miller, motogp, pedro acosta, valentino rossi

Boris has a new God (but he hasn't given up on then old one yet), the pod has a new sponsor (Nolan helmets thanks to Ron Angel Wholesale) and Tug and Freido are at war over Jack Miller's clash with world champion Joan Mir. It's all happening on episode 35, grab it now.

MotoPG Ep 034: Dovi, Jorge and Aprilia - The Super Uber Mamba Butter Dream Team

March 31st, 2021  |  1 hr 37 secs

And so it begins. Race One of season 2021 done and dusted in Qatar and there's tension in the ranks with Boris impressed, Tug depressed and Freido full of splinters from sitting on the fence. It's Week One of hating Michelin (the race product, not the street tyres) as the boys break down a week of confusing results and ponder who will get it right for week two. That's all interesting for you listeners, of course, but what's occupying the minds at MotoPG HQ is money, and specifically how much of it Suzuki will be giving us as our newest sponsor. That's our way of announcing that the bike that carries the reigning World Champion has backed another winner by coming on board with the greatest MotoGP podcast in the world. If you like the podcast and you're already a Patreon Pit Crew member but keep wondering how else you can support the show here's your answer: go out and buy a Suzuki (and make sure to tell them we sent you!)