About the show

There have never been three more sophisticated, informed, or serious MotoGP commentators than those screaming bastards on Italian TV. Or those stuttering Pom pumpernickels who keep saying “penultimate” because its fancier than “second-last”. They’re pretty good at this MotoGP commentary stuff. And there’s a few Spanish commentators who are the top of their game.
We’re not them.

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Episodes

  • MotoPG Ep 038: "The fascia is like a foreskin..."

    May 5th, 2021  |  1 hr 19 mins

    What has arm pump got to do with foreskins? Is breastfeeding really the national imperative in Spain? Why didn't Jack Miller honour his commitment to appear on the podium in his undies? Answers to all these questions and more - some of them even true - are contained in episode 38 of the greatest MotoGP podcast in the world. Boris, Tug and Freido manage to hold back tears of joy for Jack Miller as they simultaneously anoint Pedro Acosta as the Jesus of motorcycle racing.

  • MotoPG Ep 037: Wayne 'The Axe' Maxwell

    April 28th, 2021  |  49 mins 10 secs

    What happens when Tug and Boris go on the road? Unsupervised? Bad things, obviously, but good things, too. We can't talk about the bad things (those records are sealed) but we can spruik the good stuff. Like spending an hour listening to a bloke who rides motorcycles really fast for money.

  • MotoPG Ep 036: Malakas in Pyjamas

    April 21st, 2021  |  1 hr 4 mins

    It was the birthplace of Chairman Mao but might Portugal also have just witnessed the rebirth of Marc Marquez? Did Jack Miller's title hopes die on Turn 6 at the Portimao circuit? Has Joan Mir already lost all the love he earned for grabbing last year's World title? No answers but lots of questions on Ep 36 of the greatest Moto GP Podcast on earth. Grab it now!

  • MotoPG Ep 035: All hail Borrie's new God - the flying teen Pedro Acosta

    April 7th, 2021  |  1 hr 16 mins
    jack miller, motogp, pedro acosta, valentino rossi

    Boris has a new God (but he hasn't given up on then old one yet), the pod has a new sponsor (Nolan helmets thanks to Ron Angel Wholesale) and Tug and Freido are at war over Jack Miller's clash with world champion Joan Mir. It's all happening on episode 35, grab it now.

  • MotoPG Ep 034: Dovi, Jorge and Aprilia - The Super Uber Mamba Butter Dream Team

    March 31st, 2021  |  1 hr 37 secs

    And so it begins. Race One of season 2021 done and dusted in Qatar and there's tension in the ranks with Boris impressed, Tug depressed and Freido full of splinters from sitting on the fence. It's Week One of hating Michelin (the race product, not the street tyres) as the boys break down a week of confusing results and ponder who will get it right for week two. That's all interesting for you listeners, of course, but what's occupying the minds at MotoPG HQ is money, and specifically how much of it Suzuki will be giving us as our newest sponsor. That's our way of announcing that the bike that carries the reigning World Champion has backed another winner by coming on board with the greatest MotoGP podcast in the world. If you like the podcast and you're already a Patreon Pit Crew member but keep wondering how else you can support the show here's your answer: go out and buy a Suzuki (and make sure to tell them we sent you!)

  • MotoPG Ep 033: Nothing Better Than An Exposed Shaft

    March 19th, 2021  |  1 hr 12 mins

    Testing, testing...! It's as boring as bat droppings and doesn't tell you anything about what to expect for the season but it's motorcycles and people riding them fast and so we talk about it. Much more interesting is the new and improved Jorge who has turned himself into the internet's biggest Moto GP troll - and we're loving it! All that plus details about the extraordinary prize our sponsor Made in Germany is cooking up for our Patreon Pit Crew 2022 and a couple of new segments to look forward to.

  • Moto PG Ep 032 - Like Parliament House After an LNP p**s-up!

    February 24th, 2021  |  47 mins 56 secs

    No racing yet but plenty for the team to talk about with the upcoming launch of their YouTube channel plus an amazing giveaway from Made in Germany, sponsors of the show and importers of the best quality gear from HELD. Freido, Tug and Boris talk the launch of 2021 team colours, whether thee will be racing in Australia this year and a terrific segment of Hearts and Minds (featuring some of Boris' favourite tunes!)
    Also, don't forget to grab some of the magic bike spray from Velocity Vehicle Care Australia so your bike can look as good as you.

  • Moto PG Ep 031 - Ride Fast Or It's Thumbs In The Bum

    January 31st, 2021  |  1 hr 5 mins

    It's the greatest motorcycle podcast in the history of the world and it's back for 2021 bitches. Freido, Tug and Boris are in the studio with the good oil on what's really happening in Moto GP. On this first episode of 2021 there's news, news and more news about the Moto GP gift that just keeps on giving (Jorge Lorenzo) plus thoughts on the upcoming season for Moto 3, Moto 2 and the big show, Moto GP. Find out who the Bikini Bothers are, why 2021 could be the wildest ride yet in Moto GP and who's getting a thumb in the arse from 'the leathery f***'.
    In news close to home the the boys will soon be launching they own YouTube Channel plus sponsors HELD Australia and Velocity Vehicle Care are back on board for another season.
    So saddle up and let's get this soap-opera-for-blokes (and some chicks) back on the road!

  • Moto PG Ep 030 - PUI (Well It IS Christmas!)

    December 23rd, 2020  |  46 mins 49 secs

    It's not OK to ride when you're pissed but podcasting? Completely different deal! Ladies and gentlemen take a peek behind the curtain with this special recording of Boris, Tugg and Freido's first Moto PG Christmas party. There's drinking, swearing, awards and even a serious bit where the pissed idiots say a big and heartfelt thankyou for all of your support for the year (especially if you joined the Patreon Pit Crew.)

  • Moto PG Ep 029 - Ride, Monkey, Ride - to Port Macquarie (Pt 2)

    December 16th, 2020  |  1 hr 6 mins

    If you're seeing this for the first time it means you're not a member of the Patreon Pit Crew which means you're just not doing life right. But because we're good blokes we don't want to add to the punishment you're enduring for your poor life choices so we present you part two of our Captain's Folly Tour podcast. Three glorious days of motorcycle riding broken up by two hours of brilliant entertainment and insight from the a couple of great blokes in the Cudlin bothers was a hell of a first up effort. There will be more tours in future and they'll only get better from here so stop doing things wrong and join up to the Patreon Pit Crew to make sure you hav a chance to be part of it.

  • Moto PG Ep 028 - Ride, Monkey, Ride - to Port Macquarie

    December 3rd, 2020  |  49 mins 17 secs

    "I have just returned from The Captains Folly Tour led by Boris, Tugs and eventually Freido showed up too....and let me tell you all that if you’re thinking of doing a tour with the PG crew do it ....... if you’re not, seriously think of doing the next and the next and .... you get the picture..." That's a direct and unpaid customer review of our first 'On The Road Recording' effort and Jimmy has it right, it was beaut. But like fine wine, we will only get better with age so if you thought the first ride was good just wait till the next. In the meantime enjoy the boys being joined by the Cudlin brothers and a select group of loyal listeners in Part 1 of our special two part podcast recording at the Black Duck Brewery.

  • Moto PG Ep 027 - Like a Supermodel With Syphilis

    November 25th, 2020  |  1 hr 4 mins

    The season's over but we're not. Freido, Tugg and Boris put a bow on the craziest Moto GP year ever but don't despair - the boys aren't done for the year. In fact, in many ways they're just getting started. As Boris likes to say: "The season is over...

  • Moto PG Ep 026 - How Hot Is Mir's Mum?

    November 18th, 2020  |  1 hr 1 min

    There's just two spots left for our inaugural MOTOPG Live Podcast Tour to Walcha and Port Macquarie and chances are they'll be gone by the time you read this. So that means there's no time to waste: if you want to be a part of it text - DON'T CALL -...

  • Moto PG Ep 025 - You Won't See Daryl Beattie Wearing Thongs

    November 11th, 2020  |  1 hr 9 mins

    Don't call, text only. We'll repeat that once more for the dummies: Don't call, only text. Text who you ask? Our Tour opeator, that's who. On 0412 859 008. That's how you get the info to book place on our upcoming Live Podcast Tour to Walcha and...

  • Moto PG Ep 024 - Like a 1970's Orgy

    October 27th, 2020  |  1 hr 8 mins

    The plague is ripping through the Moto GP world which is a tragedy given the quality of racing this year. It was another brilliant finish this week and Freido, Tugg and Boris break down all the action with their unique take on all things racing....

  • Moto PG Ep 023 - The Rise Of The Undead

    October 21st, 2020  |  58 mins 53 secs

    What's going on with Alex Marquez? Will the plague strike down the whole travelling circus? Are the boys racist? All these questions and more answered in Episode 23 of the world's favourite MotoGP podcast. Don't worry about the 'racism' controversy of...